I am a snail.
I write, on a good day. On a bad day, I curl into a fetal position and rock myself to and fro uttering, “No words. No words. No more words.”
This blog is just an easy way for me to archive and make live the various things I want to show people, much easier than formatting HTML pages. I can’t promise what the content will be. Some of the things I publish will be DIRELY SERIOUS, and the rest will be utterly ridiculous. If you like one particular type or the other, the categories and tags should make it easy to find what you like.
If you want to chat about some of this crap or if you’re stalking me and looking for contact info, you can send an e-mail to snail @ the name of this web address . com
Because libel is a real thing that can make me go to court, I’m going to go ahead and claim everything I post here as fiction. You may notice the following lines have appeared at the ends of various movies and the beginnings of various books, including those heavily-advertised as “Based on a true story!”
“This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.”
So when I say that you’re a horrible human being and call you out by name, it’s just coincidence. When I say that the story takes place on Earth, it’s not REALLY Earth, it’s just coincidental Earth. etc.